Hampshire Police detain Minor Royal – UKNIP
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Hampshire Police detain Minor Royal

Hampshire police detained a minor royal in the early hours of this morning, after it was discovered trespassing at Lakeside.

The errant, blue-blooded avian was captured just before 2am.

“It was detained, questioned, then the JailBird was released by the Police to swim another day!” an officer confirmed.

Owner, one Mrs E Windsor, was unavailable for comment.