Drunken Lout Swipes Swan, Ends Up in Crash Drama!
Swan Nabbed in Harbour Shenanigans
Yesterday, a swan was seen waddling around the Harbour before a drunken chap allegedly scooped it up and removed it from the scene. Chaos followed.
Police Called After Swanna Collision on Mutley Plain
Devon and Cornwall Police arrived at 6.20pm after reports the bird had been involved in a collision on Mutley Plain. Locals quickly wrapped the injured swan in a blanket to stop it hurting itself further, as officers got to work.
Public Saves the Day, Swan Survives
The swan was safely bundled into a police car and rushed to a nearby vet. Thankfully, every swan survived the ordeal.
“Just passed someone stroking a swan” – Mel Rooks called this the “comment of the day” while taking the police report.
Police Praise ‘Skill and Determination’ in Rescue
The officers shared on Twitter that capturing the swan required “great skill and determination.” The swan is now in veterinary care, being nursed back to health.
The bizarre incident brings to mind the iconic rogue swan from classic comedy Hot Fuzz, proving real life can be stranger than fiction.
Devon and Cornwall Police statement:
“Police were called to Mutley Plain at 6.20pm after reports a man removed a swan from the Harbour and then fled. The swan was reportedly hit by a vehicle. Thanks to quick public help, it was wrapped in a blanket and vets alerted. Officers took the bird to the vet and left it in their care.”
