Naked Pilot Roams Spanish Resort After Boozy Bender
A pilot on a wild booze binge stripped off and strutted nude around the Melia Dunas Beach Resort and Spa in the early hours of August 5th, insiders reveal. The cheeky captain, who remains unnamed, reeked of alcohol as he shocked holidaymakers with his antics.
Drunken Captain Stuns Resort Guests
According to The Sun, the inebriated pilot wandered into the hotel reception stark naked, before making his way through the gym and spa, much to the horror of onlookers.
“The pilot didn’t have a stitch on and stank of booze. Anyone who saw him cavorting around like that wouldn’t fancy him flying them home,” said one insider.
EasyJet Grounds Ace After Complaints
The veteran pilot, with 17 years flying for EasyJet, had arrived in the West African holiday hotspot on August 4th and was set to fly back to Gatwick two days later. But after complaints rolled in, the airline pulled him from duty immediately.
An EasyJet spokesperson stated:
“As soon as we were made aware, the pilot was immediately stood down from duty, in line with our procedures, pending an investigation. The safety of our passengers and crew is EasyJet’s highest priority.”
The investigation is ongoing.