Minor Royal Bird Busted Trespassing at Lakeside!
Hampshire police had a bizarre run-in in the early hours today, detaining a minor royal – but not the kind you’d expect. This blue-blooded bird was caught trespassing at Lakeside just before 2am.
‘JailBird’ Caught and Freed
An officer revealed: "It was detained, questioned, then the JailBird was released by the police to swim another day!"
Where’s the Owner?
The bird’s owner, one Mrs E Windsor, was unavailable for comment, leaving questions about this feathered noble’s late-night escapade.
