Don’t Dance on Ambulances Tonight, England Fans!
Big Semi-Final Sparks Police Action
With the crucial England vs Croatia semi-final kicking off tonight, police will be out in force. Expect heavy patrols around busy nightlife hotspots as fans gear up to cheer on the Three Lions.
Stay Safe, Celebrate Smart
Win or lose, remember: the anthem is ‘Dancing in the Street’ – not ‘Dancing on an Ambulance’. Don’t wreck buses or cause chaos. Nobody wants to be the star of the remix, ‘Dancing in the Custody Cell’.
Look Out for Each Other
Enjoy the game, back England with passion, but keep it classy. Watch out for fellow fans and neighbours. Stay safe and get home in one piece.
