Say hello to the “Pretty Little Ivanka Trump Pale Peppermint Green Sleeveless Blouse” – yes, designed (sort of) by the daughter of that infamous orange-faced US prez. While Ivanka probably didn’t stitch a single seam herself, her name is plastered all over this top, right down to the signature metal tag at the back of the neck – a classic American designer move.
Fashion or Fiasco?
This blouse flaunts a double-layered, swingy hemline that doesn’t hide your hips – it flaunts them. So unless you’re practically a stick insect, think twice before slipping it on.
Boho Chic with a Political Punch
Perfect for dressing up or pairing with jeans, it has that laid-back boho vibe, ideal for festival season. Though, knowing Ivanka, she’d never want her name linked to muddy fields – making it a bit of an accidental political statement.
A Future Collector’s Curio?
Brand new with tags, this blouse might just become a collector’s item – if, fingers crossed, the “great orange blimp” is soon a distant memory and someone sensible takes charge. The last buyer clearly had second thoughts.
Dispatched with Royal Mail 1st Class.
